Girl on fire FTW

9:30:32 PM girlonfire36: what time do you finish classes tomorrow because we could go to the market?
9:31:51 PM shad: Howdy – you have the wrong person
9:32:01 PM girlonfire36: oh not you again
9:32:04 PM girlonfire36: bugger off
9:32:13 PM shad: nice
9:32:38 PM girlonfire36: well, get the message from shad and then tell me what he says, k?
9:33:10 PM shad: um – again, you have the wrong person. *I* am Shad, but I’m not taking classes…and I’m the only Shad here…
9:33:40 PM girlonfire36: ok then. Shad. Are you interested/willing/able to go to bread tomorrow
9:33:41 PM girlonfire36: ?
9:34:03 PM shad: Again – you have the wrong person. You don’t know me. I don’t know you
9:34:21 PM girlonfire36: Most certainly
9:36:04 PM girlonfire36: can I get an answer out of you?
9:36:27 PM shad: …
9:36:29 PM shad: sure
9:36:31 PM shad: how about….
9:36:34 PM shad: ….42
9:36:45 PM shad: Is that a good answer?
9:36:51 PM girlonfire36: and then a massive vat of vanilla yogurt upturned itself on them
9:37:34 PM shad: geez, all that for 42?
9:37:41 PM girlonfire36: yep
9:37:41 PM shad: remind me not to go hitchhiking anytime soon
9:38:39 PM girlonfire36: ok
9:38:41 PM girlonfire36: don’t go
9:38:59 PM shad: I’m not. Why hitchhike when I can just steal a ship?
9:39:24 PM girlonfire36: its my ship. back off
9:39:50 PM shad: not if I steal it.
Changed status to Away: Sandra is peritubular. With knobs on. A dictionary, huh? Methinks (contraction of that is m’inx. btw. woooooha) I just picked that word randomly off a page in my Bio text. (9:39:58 PM)
9:40:03 PM shad: possession IS 9/10ths of the law…
Changed status to Away:
Sandra is peritubular.
With knobs on.

A dictionary, huh? Methinks (contraction of that is m’inx. btw. woooooha) I just picked that word randomly off a page in my Bio text. (9:40:05 PM)
9:40:05 PM girlonfire36: but it isn’t until you steal it
9:40:20 PM shad: I’m workin’ on it…
9:40:31 PM girlonfire36: your spleen is working on it
9:41:19 PM shad: Actually, I’ve got an accomplice who’s working on it…
9:41:27 PM shad: a woodchuck
9:41:30 PM shad: great disguise…
9:41:37 PM girlonfire36: uh-huh
9:42:08 PM girlonfire36: do you want bread?
9:42:12 PM girlonfire36: do you want bread?
9:42:16 PM girlonfire36: do you want bread?
9:42:17 PM girlonfire36: do you want bread?
9:42:17 PM girlonfire36: do you want bread?
9:42:17 PM girlonfire36: do you want bread?
9:42:18 PM girlonfire36: do you want bread?
9:42:18 PM girlonfire36: do you want bread?
9:42:19 PM girlonfire36: do you want bread?
9:42:19 PM girlonfire36: do you want bread?
9:42:20 PM girlonfire36: do you want bread?
9:42:20 PM girlonfire36: do you want bread?
9:42:20 PM girlonfire36: do you want bread?
9:42:20 PM girlonfire36: do you want bread?
9:42:21 PM girlonfire36: do you want bread?
9:42:21 PM girlonfire36: do you want bread?
9:42:21 PM girlonfire36: do you want bread?
9:42:22 PM girlonfire36: do you want bread?
9:42:22 PM girlonfire36: do you want bread?
9:42:23 PM girlonfire36: do you want bread?
9:42:26 PM girlonfire36: I’m philip glasss
9:42:27 PM shad: depends
9:43:04 PM shad: the composer?
9:43:09 PM girlonfire36: YES
9:43:13 PM girlonfire36: you know him?
9:43:15 PM girlonfire36: I love him
9:44:28 PM shad: isn’t that a bit narcissistic if you love yourself? You said you were Phillip Glass and now you love him?
9:44:38 PM shad:
9:44:39 PM girlonfire36: touchee
9:44:51 PM girlonfire36: theres a balance between self esteem and narcissism
9:45:22 PM shad: a fine line, true, but when you start talking about yourself in the third person, it’s been crossed…
9:45:30 PM girlonfire36: k
9:45:45 PM girlonfire36: i’m also multigendered now
9:45:45 PM shad: so….what’s with the bread bit?
9:45:55 PM shad: Yeah, that thought crossed my mind as well
9:45:56 PM girlonfire36: for a dollar for with the tuna
9:46:05 PM shad: yup…
9:46:10 PM shad: …not a clue what you’re talking about now
9:46:37 PM girlonfire36: you said last night you wanted to come to the market with me sometime to buy amazing bread for 1 dollar
9:46:40 PM girlonfire36: remember?
9:46:50 PM girlonfire36: or where you a neutreno somewhere else?
9:47:16 PM shad: good lord – are you STILL thinking I’m someone you know?
9:47:31 PM girlonfire36: stop.
9:47:51 PM shad: No – really…you have the wrong person
9:48:11 PM shad: do you have a phone number for this Shad you think I am? Call him – he’ll tell you you’re talking to a complete stranger
9:48:21 PM girlonfire36: i do have a phone number
9:48:43 PM girlonfire36: but that requires my complicated phone plan
9:48:53 PM girlonfire36: which is complicated and not uncomplicated
9:49:05 PM shad: …buh?
9:49:22 PM girlonfire36: you got it
9:50:13 PM shad: well, I think it’ll be worth your time (and effort to figure out the complicated/uncomplicated plan) to call…
9:50:29 PM girlonfire36: really?
9:50:37 PM shad: really
9:50:48 PM girlonfire36: why don’t YOU call my number which is 332-2414
9:50:48 PM shad: I’m not who you think I am
9:50:57 PM girlonfire36: because you are the one with the CELL PHONE and I AM NOT
9:51:07 PM shad: fine – area code?
9:51:25 PM shad: when you see a call on caller ID from Virginia (703) – that’s me
9:51:42 PM girlonfire36: wait my mom just called
9:51:43 PM shad: and your name? Or should I just ask for Girl on Fire?
9:51:47 PM girlonfire36: sorry
9:52:04 PM girlonfire36: so the line is busy
9:52:18 PM shad: convenient…
9:52:30 PM girlonfire36: ok
9:52:32 PM girlonfire36: I’ll catch you later
9:52:35 PM girlonfire36: must talk with mum
9:52:46 PM shad: Have a good evening!
9:52:53 PM girlonfire36: morning
9:53:30 PM shad: not here it isn’t….
10:08:51 PM girlonfire36: phone call=done now
10:09:50 PM shad: back to ask me more about bread?
10:10:05 PM girlonfire36: sure. if you want me ot
10:10:23 PM shad: wouldn’t make much sense – I’m not hungry right now
10:10:41 PM girlonfire36: tomorrow afternooon?
10:10:46 PM shad: I’ll be working
10:10:52 PM girlonfire36: all afternoon?
10:10:57 PM shad: of course
10:11:05 PM shad: I work from 8:30 to 5-ish
10:11:12 PM girlonfire36: ah ok
10:11:26 PM girlonfire36: well, send me an IM then if you want to go for a walk or something
10:11:50 PM shad: I dunno – I think you live a long ways away from me, just to call up for a walk
10:12:29 PM girlonfire36: its all about the journey, not the destination, so distance doens’t matter
10:12:42 PM shad: depends on how I’m getting there
10:12:55 PM shad: if I’m on my motorcycle, cool, I’ll take all day
10:13:18 PM shad: if I’m in a wheelbarrow, well…I must be really drunk then
10:13:36 PM girlonfire36: a wheelbarrow!hahahahahahahahaa
10:14:58 PM girlonfire36: ok. Bye Shad
10:15:16 PM shad: Bye strange girl who’s apparently on fire
10:15:24 PM girlonfire36: i’m strange
10:15:28 PM girlonfire36: I can deal with that

How do these people find me? Not that I’m complaining – that was just all sorts of awesome. If she’d have given me an area code, I would’ve called