BeMused

What a way to start a Monday - I know I said that every time I make a post, I’ll try to have more of the design completed, but this was just too funny not to share right away. At least it was funny to me!

muratasik1907%40gmail.com: who is this
Shad: Who are you?
muratasik1907%40gmail.com: this is murat
agent
and you
?
Shad: Agent Murat?
damn, am I glad you found me…I’ve been out here in the field for weeks with no support!
muratasik1907%40gmail.com: where?
Shad: I need to get a message back to HQ - coded Priority T1
message reads as follows: John has a long mustache.
repeat: John has a long mustache
Attached as follows: Ice Cream has no bones
muratasik1907%40gmail.com: man
Shad: repeat back to me please on secure channel
muratasik1907%40gmail.com: will you tell me your name :d

Shad: Agent Murat, you know you’re not supposed to request the names of agents in the field. You could compromise their position
muratasik1907%40gmail.com: ok
ok man
Shad: Please repeat back coded priority message
muratasik1907%40gmail.com: i just asked a simple question because this messenger was downloaded by my assistant and I am now tru=ying to see who are peoples online
I am sorry
Shad: ….
muratasik1907%40gmail.com: to disturb you
Shad: are you NOT Agent Murat?!
oh my god…
muratasik1907%40gmail.com: My name is MURAT
Shad: I’ve got to get off this channel
they could be watching me RIGHT NOW
Burn the papers!
Format the Hard Drive!
Your life is in danger!
RUN!!!!!!
muratasik1907@gmail.com is offline

He literally signed off right when I said run…hahah

I’m hoping that with each new post I want to make, I come in here, see the state of things, and add a bit more. As I wanted to post a couple of IMs I’ve recently received, I figured I’d make a few more changes. Ignore the state of the comments page, etc. Still a work in progress. Anyhow, onto the IMs -

PattiCollins3: Im sorry for telling you to go to hell. I think looking at your pics made me realize I was just still in love with our memories. Im not over how we broke up in the first place. Im sure not over you putting the kids in our argument. I just needed that closure, now I have it.

PattiCollins3: Just wanted to apologize for something I really didn’t mean, that’s all.

Shad: Um….wow….

Shad: uh, hate to say this - but you have the wrong person

Shad: I don’t know a Patti Collins…

PattiCollins3: whatever, I felt like I needed to apologize for saying that and I have.

Shad: OK…but shouldn’t you say it to the guy you’re mad at? Or were mad at?

PattiCollins3: I DID,,, GOODBYE

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honey87dip: i miss ya punk ass
honey87dip: aint seen u in foreva
honey87dip: just left without sayin goodbye
honey87dip: (tear)
Shad: I’m thinkin’ you have the wrong person
honey87dip: Shad wat the hell u talkin bout
honey87dip: u was mia finals week nigga
honey87dip: aint nobody see ur black ass
Shad: that’s ’cause I ain’t GOT a black ass
Shad: I’ve got a WHITE ASS
Shad: you HAVE the WRONG PERSON
honey87dip: Okk

Sort of like randomness, but on a Friday.

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No, no design up yet. The creative process is temporarily stalled while I try and clear all the snot out of my head. The snot’s blocking up all the creative passageways in there.

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My New Year’s Eve was spent with the wife in bed by 8:30, the kids occupied, and me playing online poker. Came in second in a tournament, which is cool. 35K in my bank. Too bad it wasn’t real money.

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My mom’s Christmas present arrived late this year. She put a $100 bill in the card. I had another sitting $100 bill on my dresser. I put the two of them together in a quiet spot in my sock drawer. I’m hoping with a little mood lighting and some Barry White, they’ll get busy and start sprouting out baby $100 bills.

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The big news of the week - well, I can’t say just yet. Has to do with work and the rest of the company doesn’t know. I’m 99.99% certain no one here at work reads my journal, but why take the chance? I should be able to say more next week. Until then, cheers.