Obviously writing here has been completely derailed – by facebook, extra-curricular activities, hell, just life in general really. I keep thinking I could write a post about Sarah’s soccer tournaments and All-Stars, or the dog’s allergy to something that keeps her awake scratching at night, or Cody struggling through biology and the Green Day tickets Gail bought to try and bribe him into getting a decent grade so we could go… but after the day is done, my brain just can’t seem to grab onto a coherant though long enough to write it down. So, instead, I give you yet another Offbeat IM I received today.

cutti1231: wow u have a big ass mouth
Shad: Well, it CAN take a bite of a Wendy’s triple without too much spillage…
cutti1231: Ur a dumbass for that one
Shad: I won’t argue there – after I take the bite, it takes me like 10 minutes just to chew it all up enough to swallow, and in the meantime I can barely shut my mouth, so everyone sees bits of meat and globs of ketchup and mayo…
Shad: quite disgusting actually…
cutti1231: Wtf r u stoopid
Shad: For taking those big bites? Probably, but man, sometimes I can’t help myself. When I unwrap that Wendy’s triple, and get a wiff of that fried meat and melted cheese, I just can’t help it! I have to have it! NOW!
cutti1231: Wait who am i talkn 2
Shad: My name is Shad. And yeah, I don’t know who you thought you were talking to, I just know it wasn’t me. I don’t recognize your screen name, and, honestly, my mouth knows how to keep itself shut.
cutti1231: Im tlkn 2 sumbody i dont know
Shad: Exactly.
cutti1231: How old r u
Shad: 39
Shad: and a half
cutti1231: Buh bye and u need to delete ur aim u r too damn old 2 have one
Shad: Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t realize AIM was the providence of only the young. So, what’s the age limit. 25? 30? Considering I’ve had this name for nearly 15 years, I doubt I’m giving it up anytime soon…
cutti1231: Like i said buh bye
Shad: Bye!

Guess I didn’t realize there was an age limit for IMs. I’d better check into that.