Butter on my face…

bobbyboy77211: hi
bobbyboy77211: im from western ny wanna chat
Shad: Let me check and see if my time is up – the guards get mean if I stay online to long.
bobbyboy77211: ok what guard
Shad: I’m in a mental ward. I guess officially they’re called social workers or nurses, but if you mess up they’re as bad as prison guards
bobbyboy77211: oh wow we used to chat along time ago , everything ok
Shad: I tried to eat my own face.
bobbyboy77211: huh how u do that and why
Shad: Felt like it had butter on it.
Shad: I tried to butter my toast with my face. Wasn’t working so I grabbed a knife and tried that.
bobbyboy77211: holy shit u serious
Shad: but I got caught and put in here.
Shad: and they let me sleep on bubble wrap! It’s a lot of fun.
bobbyboy77211: u are messing with me
Shad: hey – are you close? I want McDonalds. Can you smuggle me some McDonalds? I want the fish sandwich.
Shad: Reminds me of my mom.
bobbyboy77211: lol your funny im from dunkirk where u from
Shad: hang on.
Shad: I have an itch I need to go somewhere private to scratch.
Shad: I’ll be right back.
bobbyboy77211: k
Shad: THAT’S where those jelly bellies went!
Shad: I lost those WEEKS ago.
Shad: Oh, I’m in Petersburg, VA.
Shad: Enjoying the hospitality of Poplar Springs Hospital.
Shad: the walls are entirely too green.
Shad: but that’s supposed to be a soothing color.
Shad: reminds me of lima beans.
Shad: which I hate.
Shad: but my mom used to make me eat.
Shad: and the only way I could eat them was with ketchup.
Shad: So, can you bring me McDonalds?
PMbobbyboy77211: if u didnt live so far away i would
Shad: you’re in NY! You can be here in like 5 hours.
Shad: and bring a shake too